Friday, 20 January 2023

Life with Prashant 18 🀣🀣🀣

      

     Some men have this weird habit of experimenting different dialogues on their wives. When in any function or any sort of get-together, in all boys group especially, each man, very pompously boasts of 'how I won against my wife in an argument' or 'how I very successfully drove my wife to tears'. Well well well folks, according to me, it's nothing but- how I made the biggest fool of myself in front of my friends 🀣🀣🀣. 

     I remember how illiterate housewives in old India used to very meticulously train their sons to be their massive pillar of support. Its left to the guys, whether they want to be tied up totally to their mummy/sister ka pallu or want to explore the world outside in a healthy manner. It is their decision. You can politely refuse marriage or any sort of love-life with full dignity. There are many grown up adult men in my family, who are proudly and very respectfully single by choice. We didn't force them, or made fun of them. I respect all of these men. With the help of surrogates they can have kids too, hats off to modern medical science. 

     It's totally and with full respect your choice whether you want a love interest or not, nobody is going to force you or make fun of you. Please don't be an actor-husband/actor-boyfriend and ruin a woman's life. 

     "I used cuss-words/hit my wife/girlfriend to appease my mom's/sister's huge egoes(woh sirf meri sunta hai theory) will only make you a laughing stock behind your back 🀣🀣🀣. 

     Chalo karte hain ghar ki baat: 

Prashant Poojari is currently fast asleep, snoring away to glory. I think the potatoes in today's curry were rotten. There were no black marks inside it when I cut it. So without any further thinking I put those in the curry. But in such a case, how do we come to know in advance, just by glancing at the potato pieces whether in actuality it is rotten or not ? Stale potatoes have ruined the curry 😑😑😑. I will throw a sharp stone with full might at the grocer and the farmer's head. 🦎🦎🦎 chipkali sala 🀬🀬🀬. How am I supposed to be fully sure of the quality of a potato when it looks perfect both outside and inside ? Mad vegetables and an even madder husband ! There was no logic ever in any sort of behaviour of his, right since 25/4/2012. But hum toh iss pe hass to sakte hi hain 🀣🀣🀣. Hasna sehat ke liye achha hota hai. Toh zyada socho mat, sirf haso 🀣🀣🀣. Peas-potato curry gayi khadde mein ! 🀣🀣🀣 🀣🀣🀣 🀣🀣🀣 🀣🀣🀣

Now feeling much better πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€. So... with more anecdotes of Prashant Poojari, I'll be back after some time, to make you laugh, giggle and to lighten up your mood. Bye for now from the most beautiful, intelligent and well-mannered woman on the planet 😘😘😘.

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PS: Person who watches Maharashtrachi Hasya Jatra daily, all the episodes, without fail will never feel bad, I know. Aapan Gaurav Moreyanche khoop mote fan aahot. Ye sab toh chalta rehta hai.

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