Life with Prashant 21 🤣🤣🤣

Modern relationships vol 3- some insights:

Myth 1: Should there be love in a relationship ?

Reality: No, your husband should be scared of you.

Myth 2: What can a wife do, if her husband sleeps around, it's sad.

Reality: She can always put acid/boiling hot oil on his penis. This can be done easily even inside her home with a little help from her female relatives/close friends.

Myth 3: What to do if your husband has a terrible lying habbit, it's sad.

Reality: Do anonymous phone calls to all his various exes and tell them that his distant uncle passed away unexpectedly and has left ₹100 crores in his will to your husband and your husband insists on keeping it a massive secret, come what may.

Myth 4: What to do if your husband refuses to sign for the marriage certificate document, it's sad.

Reality: Stop giving him sex altogether.

Myth 5: Its sad if your husband cheats on you.

Reality: You can always stealthily put just the right amount of sleeping pills on his breakfast, lunch, tea and dinner.

Myth 6: Its not a man's mistake if the bindaas girls get attracted to his good looks and they tear-off their underwear and jump uncontrollably on him for immediate sex.

Reality: Tell your mother-in-law to wear a full burqa and arm her with a big, very sharp, thick and very strong pin and ask her to push the entire pin with full force in the other woman's butt. This can be done by four of her friends also dressed in a full burqa without uttering a single word. The four women, need to hold her both hands and legs very tightly till the job is done.

Myth 7: What to do if your husband is over smart and hatches various plans to make you feel sad, it's sad.

Reality: Don't utter a word in front of him, just call your mother for a two week trip to your home. 

Myth 8: What to do if your the other woman is gorgeous and sexier than you, its sad.

Reality: 

1. If you are forty and she is twenty, there may be wrinkles on your face. Wear prosthetics in such a case and with the right make up you can very easily look young and beautiful. Remember superstar Rajnikant in Robot 1 and 2.0. He looked just like he was in the eighties. He is a grand-dad in real life. But on the silver screen he looked very young and stylish.

2. If you are too fat, you can talk to your doctor and get bariatric surgery done by an expert doctor.

3. Even if your complexion is dusky, you can go through YouTube or approach an expert beautician and get the makeup done accordingly. It is possible to look good even if you are dusky or dark.

4. If your hair is too thin, you can always tie it in a high or low bun. With long fake hair or donut bun big or small, your hair can very well and very easily look thick, stylish and beautiful.

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