How do modern educated couples in big cities live ? Do they chit-chat and say sweet nothings to each other daily ? How does the daily grind and the constant pressure to maintain one self in society and to get better and better financially affect their relationship ? Is there romance after eleven years of staying together ? And if there is no romance, does that mean that they don't want to stay together with each other ? How important is respect in a man-woman relationship ? Will a man start living with a woman leaving everything aside and snapping ties with the rest of the world, only because he's happy to have sex with her ? Mmm... Lots of questions... Not being comic this time, and being truthful, I've learnt a lot in the past eleven years. Learning to cook, doing my post-graduation, my foray into writing- e-books, paperback books, blogs, designing clothes and more recently into video podcasting... These are the things which I do within the premises of my home.
👆 Ye sab main nahi sochti. Mere liye toh wo wahi rice-fetish wala aadmi hai jo wo pehle tha. Aaj subah bhi wo misal-pav side mein rakh ke rice kha ke chala gaya tha 😂😂😂.
This man is a crazy one. People collect stamps, rare coins, paintings, but he collects women 😂😂😂. In such expensive times, when initially half kilo tomatoes costed Rs 50/-, he was busy going by his self-discovered tagline- me lagna karnaar with his trademark ear-to-ear smile. The question is-
I: Are women really stress-busters ?
My grandma: How can it be possible ? NO 😂😂😂.
I: What does he do with so many low-society, criminal women adding their horrible weight over him ? 😂😂😂
My grandma: Of course he'll become a nice south-indian chutney 😂😂😂.
Mere fans bore ho chuke honge wahi joke sun sun ke. Chalo us par doosra joke karte hain 😂😂😂.
I: Prashant gets up in the morning, without anybody waking him up.
My grandma: He has got an alarm clock fitted inside his brain. He is an Android(robot) 😱😱😱. 😂😂😂
I: Prashant uses cuss words on everyone, because of which he was thrown out of his office.
My grandma: He thinks it is Urdu shayari or Sanskrit shloka, so keeps on chanting it in between every alternate line. But mee ekta shana, baaki saare gadhav theory- He gets punished. All should put on ear-phones and listen to 'jhoome jo pathaan' or 'chaiyya chaiyya' will also do, on full volume 😂😂😂. By this, you all will not get to hear his horrible vaani. Inform in all the whatsapp groups about these 😂😂😂. (Wow granny, you are a genius 😂😂😂. I bowed and with a big smile touched her feet.) This can be the solution to all sorts of noise pollutions. This is a magical discovery. I'm a SCIENTIST !!!😇😇😇. 😂😂😂
I: Why does he eat so much rice ? It is abnormal 😱😱😱.
My grandma: Prepare rice-laddoos and in two big air-tight jars, store it in the refrigerator. This will solve his madness. But if he doesn't get cured by this, take him to a psychiatrist. I'm telling you beta, it's a very SERIOUS ISSUE 😱😱😱. 😂😂😂
I: Why does he always want to teach lessons to women 😂😂😂 ?
My grandma: Many men have tried this before, none have succeeded 😂😂😂 😇😇😇.
My grandma is a true godwoman. Unhone kaha toh, sachch hi hoga 😂😂😂. Meri grandma kisi aadhyatmik guru se kam nahi hai. Dekho naa kitnee mahaan hai, aur kitne uchch vichaar hain unke. 🙏🙏🙏 😂😂😂.
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This was the last of the 'Life with Prashant' joke sessions. There has been immense cooperation from the readers. Thank you very much.
Prashantji ki mahaan leelaon ka aaj antim session hai 😂😂😂. Toh bye for now. Iske jagah pe nayi series aanewaali hai. Toh dheeraj rakhiye, it'll be something really great.
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