Ask Priya joke sessions

Ask Priya joke sessions 1

1. What are the issues faced by the youth of India ? We are illiterate.

Ans: Are we really ? But that's not a problem. The saas-bahu serials are such a big hit,  is equal to it is the mirror and the easiest and the most aspect of so many so many Indian households where just by using their tongue the women lead a good life. 😂😂😂

2. Is it true that domestic violence cases can be filed by husbands too ?

Ans: What ? Does that mean we women are finally equal to men ? I'm proud of this.  I will search Hindu mythology and find out first before commenting on exactly what story is behind Goddess Durga riding a full grown tiger and Lord Ganesha riding a mouse. He is a God of intellect, so if by allowing Durgaji a tiger,  he agreed to ride a rodent,  it shows his chivalry with a smile. So likewise, men in India should also not file a police case and agree to whatever his wife says, right or wrong, with a smile.

3. Are the husbands who iron their wife's saree really faithful or is it just acting ?

Ans: It's just acting to avoid the anger of his wife,  because he came home drunk last night. 

4. Does today's youth really believe in love ?

Ans: It's a big no. They believe in earning lots of money and partying hard. Girlfriends and wives in our country too can very easily be made to agree on 😉 anything by buying diamonds, cars or foreign locale trips.  

5. Are Mumbai students really stressed ?

Ans: I have stayed here very long,  so I know,  Mumbai students only get stressed when their parents take time out for them and stare at them dangerously as punishment. So parents after marrying each other, you should get your second marriage done with your mobile phone, laptop and tablets, thus giving leisure time to your kids, thus 😉 making them stress-free.

     There will be my daily dose of humour to the viewers from now on- Ask Priya.

     Bye for now. 

Ask Priya joke sessions 2:

1. Why is Goddess Laxmi angry with Bollywood now ?

Ans: Bollywood has for nearly whole of the nineties made money by selling marriages. Then in 2010s again banked on the looks of the actors. Even though it has been proved by web-series that current craze is of content, we never even in our distant parts of brains thought that this could happen. Okay, I accept, we don't know how to write good stories. 

2. How did Modiji become a hero ?

Ans: Indians saw themselves in him. Even though he has got court cases on him when he was the CM of Gujarat, all the mothers of India thought him to be or more appropriately, took him to be their mischievous son,  just like bala Krishna. So the real decision-makers of the families decided and fought against all naysayers and made him the prime minister.

3. Where did Rahul Gandhi go wrong ?

Ans: He should have done LLB, he would have then known how to debate in a respectful and effective manner. I think he should take a break and  really really take admission in a law college. 

4. Should Alia Bhatt continue working or concentrate on domestic life just like the previous Kapoor bahus ?

Ans: She has worked, she is working and in future also will work. 'Woman' nahi wo hamari man hai. She speaks out man, she is beyond photos. Charmer girl,  has anyone had the Kapoor scion has her bodyguard cum love-interest ?

5. Who'll win the Lok Sabha elections 2024 ?

Ans: Godhra riots or the 90s Babri Masjid issue, it brought the against the law goers into power. It happened in front of everybody. So the charm,  the unfearing and hero-type orator is clearly liked by the youth of India. It's like watching a patriotic movie for the Indian youth. They fall for these kinds, man. 

Ask Priya joke sessions 3

1. Why do certain countries engage in war ?

Ans: Because humiliation is a different high altogether.

2. Do you support monarchy or democracy ?

Ans: I support democracy because making ourselves heard heard and still more heard gives great deal of adrenaline rush to we women.  

3. Love or lust what's more important ? 

Ans: Love has a side-effect- pain, lust-relationship will never survive more,  so respect is more important because of the simple reason- long-lasting.

4. Does marrying multiple times guarantee happiness and make you look like a stud in front of the society ?

Ans: It doesn't make you look like a stud and the simple reason is that how come this man got fooled so many times by the good for nothing women. So he is a certified fool as per the idle women's club members. Marrying many women causes pleasure now and guilt later. It's totally unrelated to happiness in any way.

5. Why are IITs and IIMs so magical in the eyes of foreign Co.s ?

Ans: That's because doing things in a long and tedious manner are by this or that way appreciated by once notes-mugged dim-witted interviewers.

Ask Priya joke sessions 4:

1. Which is your favorite film and why ? 

Ans: 1. Titanic: The scale and the magnanimous kind of presentation, good looking actors and epic lovestory, here in Bollywood only SRK's Devdas could match up to. There is no feeling called love left in today's youth,  so the filmmakers are not making movies like these. It's the season of Gangubai Kathiawadi, Brahmastra and Pathaan, so ambition, patriotism and science-fiction is the current flavour.

2. Will cinema theaters close because OTTs are very strongly and confidently taking their place ?

Ans: No the cinema theaters will shut down because of lack of good content in Bollywood movies, because of disinterest in their plot and presentations. I think we should stop making biopics on every chaiwaala, dhobi and maali and very seriously remakes should also be avoided.

3. Where should we take our kids during their vacations ?

Ans: It's the time of vlog and Google Search.  So by asking them which place they would like to explore,  the parents should take them there. 

4. Is wearing make up bad as per Hindu customs ?

Ans: Listening to women,  who say it's bad should be stopped immediately. These women are treacherous and hypocrites. 

5. Should ardent mama's boys not get married in their lifetime ?

Ans: That's right. In addition to that, these men shouldn't enter into relationships either.  

Ask Priya joke sessions 5

1. Today's women should have a career to be financial independent, I know. What else ?

Ans: The men in India still don't want their wives and girlfriends to study further. Each and every kind of a decision here needs the man's approval. The men and the in-laws object if their women do any kind of self-development decision. Just a high amount of worthless dim-witted display of masculinity. There's no feeling like my wife will be happy and they want to oppress her and clip her wings, making her sad and completely dumb before him and his parents. So to avoid this, women need to be self-dependent. 

2. Does having a good sense of humour, help in making you popular and likable to the opposite sex ?

Ans: Yes, it does. Everyone want to de-stress and feel light, laugh and be in a happy mood. So sense of humour in the other person is definitely a turn on.  So that's the reason.

3. How to solve the unemployment issue in our country ?

Ans: Even I myself am a post-graduate. I do work, but don't get paid for it. Internet is helpful, but it's fully true that someone's recommendation is very helpful in getting highly paid jobs. "You're educated, but are you employable ?" is the question that is asked by employers. So make yourself employable exactly and actually knowing to do the job with expertise. Just mugging up the answers and taking it out on the sight of the exam question paper will not get you work.  

4. What is your take on marriage, arranged,  love or live-ins with a good amount of space and self-care ?

Ans: There's surrogacy now and it is well-accepted and rampant. It's a good thing.  Getting married just for kids and later on treating your spouse as dirt is more painful. Put your total self on career and then marry only if you find the right person. Else what are the doctors in speciality clinics for. 

5. Why do city women want to marry a man with a good career even if he is already married and also a very awful womanizer ?

Ans: This is what I have seen first hand on my wedding day and also during my stay in Bhoirwadi. Going for the short-cut method means great deal of trouble later on. Concentrate on your career, that's better. 

     The topics that I'm covering are intense,  instead of the joke-columns like I promised before. But, ignorance can also prove to be a bad experience. At forty I think I can talk on varied topics, just like the chat shows and the debates shown on various television news channels. Knowing the realities of life, can prove useful later on.

     So that's all for today. Bye. 

Ask Priya joke sessions 6

1. Is getting married multiple times bad ?

Ans: There are manNJy successful people who married multiple times. Former US president Donald Trump married models and that too three of them.  Melania is beautiful. The man has been taking care of all five of his children very nicely too. Some women nag, some cheat on their husbands with their rich friends, there are others who want more more and more money at any cost. These are only some of the reasons. If your spouse is less emotional by nature,  the transition from one woman to another is somewhat easy. So never mind go for it. 

2. How important is external beauty of a woman ? Does having a stunning wife, sort of guarantee that the husband will never fall in love outside marriage ?

Ans: There is the example of King Charles III and his former wife late Princess Diana. There is Hrithik Roshan cheating on Suzanne Khan. There is Shashi Tharoor cheating on his wife the late Sunanda Pushkar. There may be so many reasons behind these cheatings. But there is no such guarantee. It will be better if all women in general have a good career base and never ever take the names of any other man, even if he is a celebrity, from their mouths. 

3. What's wrong with being a housewife ? 

Ans: You can be, provided you have the tact. You should be an expert in the art of kitchen-politics in that case.  

4. Should a man trust or help blindly if a woman approached him and sheds tears ?

Ans: You can help anyone in need, but before helping make sure from the police that the person is not a criminal. 

5. Spending money on cosmetics, and junk jewellery is a wastage. Really ?

Ans: No. Not at all. Buying what one loves is also important. Looking good adds up to one's self -confidence and contributes in keeping Depression away. 

Ask Priya joke sessions 7

1. All godmen are not crooks, people say.  So should we women blindly trust them ?

Ans: The basic is that we shouldn't trust unknown people. There are godmen who are experts in Sanskrit language and know the Hindu scriptures like the back of their hand.  But we do have so many examples from news channels that many heinous crimes were committed by many of them and they are in jail now. Basic precaution, alertness,  careful nature and common sense are very much essential in every person, so that you don't get trapped in a dangerous situation.

2. Do the people IE layman audience learn from the movies ?

Ans: This is partially true.  I'm a 90s kid.  I loved the clothes worn by the stars in Dil Toh Pagal Hai. If I was not in school, where the uniform was compulsory, I would have emulated those clothes. I had seen movies like Vastav and Chandni Bar which scared me how the poor people's lives were in this Mumbai metropolitan city. The free culture and the lives of Mumbai's elite and the management post grads in the movie Mumbai Salsa made me decide that I have to have to be a post grad come what may. So movies are the mirrors of the society and we come to know of how people live and laugh outside our home and the current trend through movies. It's a good piece of information and style, which entertains,  enchants and influences us.

3. Can people turn into Alia Bhatt by exercising daily ?

Ans: Exercising or workouts and watching your diet makes you fit. If you want to lose a little weight, this method can be adopted. But if the weight is too high then as far as I know,  the doctors adopt Bariatic surgery, or if men desperately want to have the bulging biceps like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a short duration, then I'm sure they may be taking steroids. Too much pushing of weight and going beyond  the doctor's advice can also cause heart-attacks and immediate death. 

4. We know that with the discovery of DNA testing,  the society's norm has changed a little. But do Indian women really have the guts and the confidence of Gabriella Demetriades ?

Ans: Currently some women around the world may get pregnant with babies out of wedlock basically if they have a good amount of money, a great career base or were left heart-broken bitterly many times before, resulting in them thinking that marriages are not supposed to happen in their fate. As per me, Gabriella and her boyfriend Bollywood stud Arjun Rampal are both of them individually having a good amount of money. She has done her graduation in fashion designing in South Africa and after that she had modelled for sometime and now she is having her own label IE she is a fashion designer having her own shows. I saw her interview and found her to be strikingly beautiful, gutsy and a very relaxed person.  Hats off to such confidence and the current trend in India too. My take is that if you can afford a baby on paper, then you can have it,  surrogacy, natural pregnancy... whatever. People also do feel disheartened and pessimistic when marriages or relationships break. Such kind of pregnancies don't mean that the woman is shameless or trying to trap the man. 

5. Would you stick in a work-place/college/party premises when you get to know suddenly that a pervert is present ?

Ans: No I'll immediately leave and very carefully walk through a manned road to my house. No ä a situation.

Ask Priya joke sessions 8

1. How do one choose one's career ?

Ans: Basically in middle class, we use the following method:

1. It should get us jobs later on. 

2. It should be from a reputed college. 

3. The prospective students should be able to understand the contents of the course. 

2. Is it okay if couples go against their parents' wish and get married ?

Ans: If the parents are well-educated, then mostly, they will think with a clear and responsible mind and will give a sane and proper verdict of the girl/boy. But if they are not, and they are the ones engaging in worthless kitchen-politics, then the son or the daughter may be well-aware of this, they themselves should after proper thinking take the decision on whether the girl/boy is the person suitable to marry. 

3. Is it wrong to send the old parents to an old age home ?

Ans: If the young kids don't have the financial capacity to feed themselves, then they can send their old parents to an old age home.  If the young kids are having good financial capacity then they should take care of their old parents.  If the old parents stay in a separate house, then a helper or a house-maid should be paid for by the young kids to look after their old parents. 

4. Like it happened and is famous story of Rani Padmavati, should the new generation of women commit Johar or self-immolation if they are touched by another man ?

Ans: If any pervert or sex-maniac is troubling  a woman, then she should immediately inform the police. Then only the trouble will be solved.  

5. Should you give financial help to families having more than two kids ?

Ans: Everyone including the rich people have every right to enjoy their money. But getting trapped by a habitual beggar and irresponsible and pompous man/woman is not an intelligent decision.

Ask Priya joke sessions 9

1. How to counsel your grown up daughter who has relationship with a boy who is not suitable for her ?

Ans: There may be the following reasons for you not liking the boy:

1. He is not from your financial status:  

You need to say to tell her that you'll pay the fees, the guy should do further studies in a good stream so that he gets a well-paying job and then both she and him can marry. 

2. He is not well-educated:

He may be bad in academics. But you'll arrange to teach him to cook bhajiyas, vada pavs,  samosas or various  Chinese dishes. Then he'll have to impress you with his perfection in cooking these in your kitchen. After that you'll buy him a food-truck where he can start his career in food business. After this done, after one year, both of them can get married.

3. He has got bad ettiquets:

You and your wife should teach him that with full seriousness.

4. The family is not good:

If the family is greedy and over-interfering, he should be explained about that. If he is willing to talk to then regarding that,  then I'm sure that he's an intelligent and matured guy. If he not willing, then it's clear that your daughter will have issues after marriage. So you need to ask him to buy a new house and start a nuclear family. 

2. If your spouse is having an affair, what should you do ?

Ans: Talk it out with him, that you will not tolerate this kind of nonsense. He/she has to choose between the two. If the spouse raises his/her voice and creates a ruckus,  then you need to plan and secretly put sleeping pills on his food. He will doze off, and the ruckus can be avoided like this. And if he/she doesn't mend his ways, get the money matters clear about the kids money, money for their total upbringing, with the documents. Keep the documents safely in the bank locker. If the fighting continues, then a divorce can be considered. 

3. What all beauty treatments you should do if the wedding is round the corner ?

Ans: For my own wedding, I got pedicure, manicure, hands and leg waxing, eyebrow-threading, underarm shaving and gold-facial done. Along with this a good haircut is also a must. 

4. How can you motivate or ask your kids to concentrate on academics ?

Ans: If it's a non-dyslexic kid, then you can through the internet story narration just like Alexa previously available, narrate to him/her the stories of various freedom-fighters of India. I'll send her links of mobile phone technology  and robotic technology, the science behind these, how it is made,  websites. I'll also narrate to them rags to riches stories of various self-made industrialists and other successful people. These stories will make academics interesting to them and will motivate them towards academics.

5. How to control the mobile phone addiction of children ?

Ans: Mobile phone addiction is bad and being glued to it adversely affects the mental health of kids. So you can get the gaming- these are addictive sites and the other whole lot of websites child-locked with only you knowing the password. Only certain informative websites and websites beneficial for kids, need to be allowed. This can be done. 

Ask Priya joke sessions 10

1. Is keeping a relationship with a married man/woman wrong ?

Ans: Yeah, morally it is. But there may be certain reasons behind it:

1. The person lies big time that he/she were single,  whereas they may have a spouse in another state. 

2. He/She may be a sexual predator. 

3. He/She may be a playboy/playgirl.

4. He/ She may want to live with your money. He may have lost/exhausted with all his financial resources. 

5. Or there may be serious marital issues in his marriage and he may be contemplating divorce.

     If there are serious issues with the marriage, like cheating,  money matters,  domestic violence, alcoholism,  drug-addiction, then of course it's a divorce case and the spouse may look for love outside. Wrong or right doesn't matter. What is enough is that you should be happy. So doesn't matter.

2. What should you do if your kid complains that a particular teacher in his school is not teaching well ?

Ans: Then in that case, you need to yourself teach that subject to him. If you aren't well-educated, and he's complaining that he finds that subject tough,  you need to admit him to a tuition class. Keep tab that he is getting to know the subject at regular intervals. See that he learns the questions and answers at the end of the particular chapter and solves the past question papers of the subject too. 

3. If the HSC percentage of your son/daughter is not up to the mark, because of which he's not getting admission in Commerce/Science/Arts what should you do ?

Ans: In that case let him study Arts and give exam privately. Along with graduation studies, let him prepare for IAS exams also. He/She will study in a motivated manner. This non technical studies will be comparatively easier for him. 

4. Should kids be put in extra curricular classes like music or dance along with school studies ?

Ans: Kids should be put in extra curricular classes only if they themselves show interest in it and are good in it.  Just because their friends or the neighbourhood kids attend those classes, there's not at all any need to send them to it.  Don't force them to attend such classes.

5. If a person doesn't want to get married and want to stay single all his/her life, should we as relatives put pressure on him to get married  ?

Ans: No, don't pressurise him/her to marry.  The decision may be taken by him, because of a lot of reasons, like for example it may be due to heart-break in a previous relationship, lack of money, no job, any ailment or may be to dedicate his/her life to the service of his parents solely, or may be because of any other reason,  please don't force him. It's not good. Any other person taking care of his finances,  is also definitely not the solution to this problem at all.  So relax, let him/her lead the life the way he wants to. Leave him alone.

      So 'Ask Priya Life Sessions' end here and I have, in all answered 50 questions regarding the general issues of any layman's life.  This is the last session of this Question and Answer format series. Hope I've cleared all your doubts, and made you more clear and confident. So come on go forward and don't look back. With playing your cards well,  you will be happy in the end.

     That's all.  Bye.